SECOND BRAIN EXPOSED
SCIENTIFIC EXPERIMENTATION SAID TO BE REASON
CORONER BLAMES BRAIN ENTHUSIAST
NEW BABBAGE, NB — The second body with its skull sawn open to reveal exposed brain matter has been discovered in as many weeks.
The body was discovered by young Miss Z Thibido, late yesterday afternoon near Santos Dumont Park in the Babbage Square District. As with the first open-skulled corpse, scientific experiments seem to have been inflicted on the corpse whilst still living.
'The experimentation on this corpse is much more pronounced and extensive.' stated city coroner Dr M Miggins, to a representative of the Free Press, and further stated, 'It appears whomever is performing these operations was interrupted the first time, but was able to finish whatever they were attempting this time.'
The coroner stated that he did not wish to harbor a guess on potential suspects, but suggested it would likely be 'someone noted to have taken a peculiar interest in the human brain.'