Tuesday, December 3

Vandals Strike the City Archives

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SUPERSTITION PROVED RIGHT FIRE STRATEGICALLY PLACED LOCAL HOTELIER TO BLAME ? New Babbage, NB — Those of a superstitious nat...
Wednesday, November 20

City Plagued By Booby-Traps

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TRAPS LITTER THE STREETS CHILDREN IN GRAVE DANGER CLOCKWORKS TO BLAME AGAIN? New Babbage, NB  —  It seems that this sooty city of ...
Monday, October 28

GANGPLANK PUBLIC HOUSE HIRING

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SOUGHT: TRUSTWORTHY BARTENDER Must be able to pour and mix drinks, serve patrons, and occasionally sneer to make them feel seen. Must als...
Wednesday, May 4

Crazed Asylum Worker Vandalizes Newspaper Office

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CRAZED MENACE RUNS AMOK! FREE SPEECH UNDER ASSAULT BY RUFFIAN! A staff member of the Murgham Asylum willfully and unlawfully ...
Tuesday, February 16

Rescue Team Disappears in the North

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MURGAM ASYLUM CONNECTED TO RESCUE EFFORT? CPT. HINREEKS RUMORED TO BE INVOLVED TEAM ABANDONED BY CITY HALL WULDRAM SHORES — Who r...
Thursday, February 11

Letters to the Editor

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Dear Editor, Why is it that city officials are allowed to pull manifest destiny on a private business?  I cannot tolerate to buy business ...
Wednesday, February 10

Annual Pancake Race Marred By Cheating Claims

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THIS YEAR'S RACE IN THE CANALS DISTRICT YOUNG LAD WINS TWO CHEATER CUT THROUGH THE PARK, WITNESSES CLAIM New Babbage, NB  —...
Saturday, January 30

Underby Addresses Corruption Scandal

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The New Babbage Free Press received this statement today: As should come as no surprise, I am the owner of many companies throughout our...
Thursday, January 28

Construction Corruption at the Top

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TOWN HALL SCHEDULED FOR DEMOLITION INSIDER SUGGESTS CONSPIRACY FLAGRANT CONFLICT OF INTEREST UNEXPLAINED New Babbage, NB — Afte...
Wednesday, January 27

Wealthy Socialite Disappears in Bump

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STEAMWEAVER DISAPPEARED WHILST "SLUMMING" SOCIALITE FEARED TO HAVE BEEN CONSUMED MORE CLASS INEQUALITY SAYS SOCIAL REFORM...