SECOND SINKHOLE SWALLOWS STORE
MORE MORLOCK MAYHEM?
NEW BABBAGE, NB — For the second time in as many weeks, a second structure in the city has succumbed to a mysterious collapse due to foundational instability. The Courteous Seamstress, located at the corner of Abney Parkway and Savory Street fell victim to the insidious threat of subterranean weakness that claimed the Wexholm Emporium in Clockhaven.
This is the latest in a series of incidents involving some sort of seismic activity that seems to have its locus in the eastern part of the city. City officials would give no official comment on the disaster, other than to say the investigation into the matter was ongoing and would be conducted with thoroughness. The citizens remain unsure and very wary of when the next collapse may occur.