Personals:

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I saw you place the flowers on mother's grave. I told you you were NEVER to visit! the canal still counts.  Stay away, cad. —Eugenia
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L.- The pies are not human flesh, but they taste just the same.
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Tinies! Tiny furballs everywhere! They want our waffles.
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"Wretch" - come take me. — LV
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CROSSEYES - will be in the park with friend on Saturday afternoon.  Bring money, or all will go south.
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Ezra, we can't live forever. Why waste the time we have left? —A
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P-I hate lying to you, but you are my only friend. You can't read this anyway. —C
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Thank you for that mark at the Bucket, they would have broken my legs. —RD
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All is forgiven; I will explain
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Deer-how about the sacredness of your marriage vows now? I see your marriage announced. signed, JEERS
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RB get out of town —everyone
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This Sunday afternoon at the Sparrow? Same as usual.
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Thou shall not steal —Bloom
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Those dogs must go! I can't stand them any longer!
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I enjoyed your visit on Friday afternoon.  Let me know if you enjoyed my short visit. Write same place you know.  NAUGHTY BOY.
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Count Bologna- Where are your peers, the Viscount Salami and the Baron of Beef-Dip?
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F.M. should be strung up by his heels in the Market Square. All the church fathers should be.  I believe in the Builder, level be thy plane, but the church is corrupt.
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Eyebrows, hoping to see hide or hair of you soon — Hair Dye
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Call and see the doctor at 999
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LOOK TO THE SKIES
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EJ: i got new rope, bring me the ______—KF
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