BELOVED CLOCKWORK MISSING
ENERGY FLOW UNINTERRUPTED
CONNECTION TO ANARCHISTS SUSPECTED
NEW BABBAGE, NB — An ornate clockwork unicorned horse went missing from AP & E Power Station in northern Clockhaven yesterday. No intruders were reported, and nothing else has been noticed as missing. Energy flow was not interrupted.
The Power Station derives energy directly from the aether, and powers a large portion of the city of New Babbage. Some have speculated that the evanescence may, in fact, be related to the recent paroxysmal percussion of the train tracks in the Fells north of the city, an act credited to an anarchist organization named The Tiny Scallion Group.
Members of the New Babbage Militia were unavailable for comment at time of press.
The clockwork unicorn is considered valuable; it personally identifies as female and answers to 'Avarial'. Citizens with information are asked to contact AP & E Power Station on Battery Street, Clockhaven.